Stittsville on PatrolCity: Ottawa
Simon Bauche is not just on patrol, he’s on parole. With his imagined street cred, he use it to his advantage by taking on gangs, snakes, pirates, and ghosts.
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On the night of a full moon, a grizzly discovery shatters the illusion there’s no crime in town. Simon’s philosophy to ticket every single violation is put to the test.
Simon uses one of Stittsville’s top trees as a spy nest, and re-lives his McIntosh Apple trauma. With the bush situation in Stittsville out of control, Simon sets a trap to catch some violators.
A tour of Ottawa Senator hot-spots leads to a pretty decent camouflage situation to catch a star. Simon goes to great lengths to preserve the legacy of Stittsville's Olympic champion Erica Wiebe.
Unwelcomed erotic art threatens to take down Quitters Coffee if Simon doesn’t crack the case. The virtues of having a green lawn are tested as Simon tries to catch the four legged culprits.
Weak security measures at a residential home force Simon to try an experimental form of safety education. When a routine backyard check leads to a shocking discovery, Simon uses his investigative skills to narrow down suspects.
The most dangerous intersection in town proves too much for Simon to navigate. You don’t make friends with tickets, so Simon contemplates tearing up the badge.
Episode 1: Rider Pride, Spring Training
PART 1: With his fancy set of wheels, Simon is on the hunt for dirty crime vehicles.
PART 2: Simon designs a special workout regimen to keep fit, safe, and sharp.
Episode 2: The Last Outpost, Garbage In Garbage Out
PART 1: The discovery of a fort in the woods could forever change Stittsville’s past and future.
PART 2: Simon is out late to prove the dangers of premature trash ejection.
Episode 3: Swingers Paradise, Mom I’d Like to Follow
PART 1: Simon looks to bust an elicit party with Ottawa’s biggest celebrities.
PART 2: The next Ms. Stittsville could be anywhere, so Simon is on the hunt.
Episode 4: Underground Crime Scene, Super Sexy Fundraiser
PART 1: Armed with a wet suit and suspicion, Simon takes his crime stopping to the sewers.
PART 2: A steamy calendar shoot might be the solution to all of Stittsville’s problems.
Episode 5: Smelling Fear, Laser in the Sky
PART 1: Simon reveals his secret ritual for saving children from murderous coyotes.
PART 2: UFOs have returned to Stittsville, and Simon is determined to get them on tape.
Episode 6: Somebody Poisoned the Water Hole, The Town Jewell
PART 1: Major, major problem with the water in town, and only one person can help.
PART 2: Finding a police radio allows Simon to call in the biggest threat in Stittsville’s history.
Episode 1 - Textbook Criminal / A Garden Variety
PART 1: After doing hard time in the slammer, Simon goes undercover to intercept criminal communication.
PART 2: Simon attempts to create a naughty name for himself by selling vegetable weapons to local delinquents.
Episode 2 - How to Catch a Porch Pirate / Snake on the Loose
PART 1: Simon devises a plan to intercept the (probably) illegal goods being delivered to people's homes.
PART 2: It’s a code green emergency with a missing pet serpent slithering through Stittsville.
Episode 3 - The Pickelball Massacre / Try Hard with a Vengeance
PART 1: The hottest game in town has a dark history and Simon attempts to create his own sport.
PART 2: Simon infiltrates an organized crime syndicate that destroys property just for fun.
Episode 4 - Smells Like School Spirit / The Tourist Trap
PART 1: The new high school is still under construction and already falling victim to hazing rituals.
PART 2: Simon shows off local attractions designed to keep tourists in Stittsville forever.
Episode 5 - The Ghost of Goulbourn / Pre-Crime Division
PART 1: Simon sets up a supernatural sting operation to catch a ghost on camera.
PART 2: By dabbling in the dark arts, Simon hopes to harness psychic powers to prevent crime.
Episode 6 - Stittsville’s Next Top Sidekick
PART 1: Recruitment begins for a new set of hands to help Simon kick crime out of town.
PART 2: The trainees are put to the ultimate test to see who will ride shotgun with Simon.